My version of the Billy Mays ican Health Insurance commercial with my sick twisted improvements included. Enjoy! LYRICS: ————- Annoying bitch: I know I should have X-rays but on my budget I just can’t afford it! I need help! Billy: Hi! Billy Mays here to share with you our most affordable cocks! (Billy spazzes) The most important product I have ever endorsed is Big Penis (Slider Station, check out my channel for that video)! And I’m not really passionate about endorsing health insurance, but F**K IT! I’m endorsing health insurance! (Billy spazzes) Access to affordable health insurance for no one! If you’re uninsured, you are f**ked because we cannot help! (Billy spazzes) And if you’re one of the millions dissatisfied with your current sex life, this could be the most important call you make! Has your rate of sex gone down? We can help! Finally, cock insurance you can actually afford! Including plans with guaranteed orgy, starting as low as $160000000 a month for you, or $270000000 a month for your entire family! And certain plans can cost even more! And I’m not talking about some discount card, I’m talking about real white cum! Even if you’ve never been turned on before, the ican group can help! Even our most affordable plans have coverage for cocktor visits, prescriptions, hospital stays, cock surgery, blood tests, sex rays, checkups, maternity, emergency cum, and so much more! Even if you already have a big penis, call the ican group right now, and find out how …
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no matter who you cum on
Emergency cum? haha
-chorus-I
wana fick a dog in the ass
lol jk
WOOHOO!!!
Yes they can, they will help you decide which big penis is best for your needs and budget. You will finally be able to say you want to fuck a dog when you are done with iCan!
how coulld anybody pay $270,000,000 fr insurance lol
Billy is a Spaz-0-Tron. But to the point, I already have a big penis, but I want to dramatically increase my rate of sex, and I want to increase my cock. Can one of your not friendly and not caring crack whores help? Maybe a Cocktor?
Indeed it is
The nuclear explosion must be a running gag in your videos.
We’re the one’s to f*** u!
Ur a genius!
lmfao man your good at this
if u are not insurred , then u are f****d
lol
Even if you’ve never been turned on before, the iCan group can help!
Finally! Cock insurance I can actually afford! Even if I’ve never been turned on before?!
Hey there isnt gonna be a We Made You remix, idk why the fuck I said that
Go and google “at&t text-to-speech” it’s the first link that comes up
We Made You
lol at :33 testical diffiicultys
LOL AT 2:20
what eminem song is that
what it the name of the computer voice at 0:33?
You have nothing to lose but cum!
all up to 20 is funny as hell
When you call youll get to have sex with one of our non friendly non careing crack whores. lol Thats too funny